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Who We Are: We are more than a clan, we're a community, a brotherhood, and more importantly a family. The Over 30 Clan was founded in 2010 by The1UrLookin4. In early 2014 the reigns were handed over to BlackDeath who now owns and operates the community as a 501c non profit. To put it simply the Over 30 Clan is an online community for adults 30+ years old to share interests and play video games together. As we start 2018 we have over 1400 registered members. Our ranks include all walks of life including single folks, moms, dads, veterans, you name it. All of whom are looking for a place to blow off some steam. We are a diverse community with members spanning the globe who game on various consoles / platforms (Xbox, Playstation, and even PC players). We have some REALLY talented gamers but that is NOT a requirement to join! Whether you want to have a few drinks and play casual or you're determined to melt faces we have something for everyone.
What We Do: PTFO (Play The F@#%ing Objective). This is our clan motto. Have you ever rage quit over some clueless random(s) on your team? Do you typically mute your mic and/or turn off in game chat because the lobby sounds like the halls of a middle school? Well then the Over 30 Clan is for you! We focus on objective play, communication, team work, and most importantly having fun! We've made up silly challenges like riot shield and rocket launchers or tomahawk only classes, all while playing the objective and winning....often! We play, some of us drink / smoke, but we have fun!
What We Play: The most popular game series we've been known to play: Call of Duty, Destiny, and Battlefield. This isn't to say that's all we play - just about everyone will take a break and try something new and different from time to time. In the past we've had events for GTA V, Forza, and even online Poker nights. Chances are if you post about a game you want to play on our forum you'll get some folks to join you.
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I've been in the clan now a little over a year, so I feel like I'm finally no longer a FNG and can offer this public service announcement. Over the past year, I've seen a lot of people join the clan, and I've sent friend requests to almost everyone who has a console and gaming profile that match mine. I've ended up gaming with some of them, but sadly not others. In some cases, schedules just don't match up. In others, game interests change, or people just tend to run in other groups. All of that is fine and expected.
I've also noticed that there are a lot of people who join the clan but don't appear to actually be gaming with anyone else whenever I see them online. That situation concerns me, because if you join a gaming group, you obviously want to be gaming with people. I try sometimes to invite FNGs that happen to be playing the same thing as me (because you don't know many clan members to start out with), and I know others reach out like that as well, but we can only do so much.
My charge to new FNGs is this: if you joined this clan to play with people, you HAVE to take the initiative. We're all grown adults, and should be capable of doing this. If there is an open party chat with o30c's in it, and they are playing something you're playing (or even something else), go in the party and introduce yourself. Hang around there and listen. Make awkward conversation and feel weird about being the new person. After you do that a couple of times, people will start recognizing you and invite you when you are on. Everything becomes easier after that. But really, YOU have to take that first step. The worst thing that happens is you don't get along with those particular o30c's and you try a different group. The clan is large, and there are many opportunities to find your niche.
I'm not trying to preach here, just trying to make sure everyone gets what they want out of joining this clan. Don't be too shy, we're (almost) all nice people
This community is here for some very specific reasons...like grown adults being tired of shit head teenage behavior and our need to PTFO. With that said I'm far from prudish and I'm not going to write your name on the chalkboard for swearing so to speak. However what I expect AT ALL TIMES is for you to respect your fellow clanmates and to act like adults! I know we laugh, we joke, we talk shit (in jest), and most all the time everyone gets along. However OGs you need to remember this culture we built is new to FNGs. Some folks are pretty thick skinned and some folks on rare occasions may over step these freedoms we've come to enjoy. FNGs don't think our culture here allows you to say or act however you want.
UNDER NO CIRCUMCSTANCE should any Over 30 Clan member use ANY type of slur! You can get pissed off you can swear like a sailor but the very reason this community exists is because the rest of us got tired of hearing ni%%er and fa%%ot repeatedly in lobbies. Please remember who you may be talking to on the other side of the mic (a child). Don't say something that you wouldn't said to your own child or family member. THIS GOES FOR YOUR FRIENDS TOO! If you invite a friend to an Over 30 Clan party chat you are responsible for that person and they should hold the same standards as us (regardless of how low that may be). Why? Because as a collective whole that party represents this clan and I won't have it misrepresented or tarnished. If you want to play with your friends that's fine but if they want to play with us they need to be able to act somewhat like adults.
At ANY time if you experience anything blatantly disrespectful you contact ME and I will do my best to discretely resolve the situation.
So I'm going to make this very simple. Respect this community and all in it. If you can't do that, expect to get booted out on your ass! If you have a beef with someone air it out, apologize, do whatever the fuck you need to do and put it to rest! Life is way too short to dwell on petty bullshit. Come here to play games, laugh, have fun, PTFO or GTFO its that simple!
Our story picks up in the land of Cenobia a small quite coastal land ruled by a Newfie, tazlittleking and his ClumZy sidekick Sr Slampiece. Slam is retodd3d and wears armour all the time even in present day Cenobia. Unfortunately he cant control his bad habit of Spray Fartin, the invisible odour wafts up to his helmet and into his Naven passages. This Aggro vates him to no end. Not only is the smell as bad as deadmyt but the constant Maynard duck sound gives him away every time. A pariah most of the time his only relief is to call in pogotheklown. Quite the Jokester who is skilled at jahmusik, the art of making the whistlingmick sound by clenching his mouth tightly together and forcing air through both his teeth and lips. With everyone laughing and dancing around the smell gets dispersed and any remaining odour is simply attributed to the terrible cooking of Chef Fidget and his rank Meat Ballsagna or side of friedferretfeet. In the CALAMiTY no one noticed Jack's Broken Heart, a result it seems of Jimmythegreeb who was brninitdwn with parabola on the dance floor. A BIGnSOFT woman ready to Walldoggy and let anyone G3TZUM for the right price. All this Unleashed_Ev1l can be yours if you have the MoneyMan. This popular form of activity was latter developed into a game called Nukelacoog a favourite at the Patriot Games where contestants also known as BoneyVermin would stand at a line and drop their charlesdanni jeans down to their IronKneebone, bend over and reach behind and insert their thumb upon which you could hear many of them uttering the words "Oh Nely". At the sound of a Dizzle with their pants down and maintaining this bent over position they race to the finish line like an IndyRatPack. Of course all participants at the end of the race are given a bottle of kamea6 lotion called ET3RNAL_S1NZ to help reduce the SwollenCamel look and are automatically given membership into the Nalasedai order of NightRiders. After the race there's a ceremonial flyby by two Migs one piloted by CaptUnd3rpantzz and the other by Maverick -- whoah didn't see that coming. These planes are not armed with any Misslers and under any hostilities would have Z3roeffect. Theres a tavern in town called A Nobel BlackDeath which sells Gunz N Beer. A sign hanging over the entrance shows a RED ARROW peircing the heart of a bluehound. If your a Vidzjunkie you can watch sports on a big screen TV and see the BLACKHAWXX play against the FightingOkra or watch the reality show called Turrets starring Uncle_Twitchy. The owner MrRalphee serves a drink2remember and in order to keep up with the demand and Bee_Swarm of activity he has three men on JAGERpatrol all the time, Mr Goodkat, MikeyB and Obi Don S. Cenobia sits on a beautiful estuary with crystalblue water. At the mouth is a riverboat casino covered in wonicles named the AmyMina guarded by a TydenWolf. A lap dog really that wants to be a Criptic Wolf when he grows up. If cards are your game then this is the place for you. Pull up a chair, pay your fee and get Pokerchipped. Theres always a good game of TripleAce Andy going on for you to show off your skills with a SouthPawDraw. Remember though that a KatzBurglar is always watching looking for Winners.
............ to be con't
In Dedication to Daniel Charles DeBoyace - Cenobia
Posted by TheZeroDivide
on 14 February 2014 - 12:36 PM
After having my XBOne for a week now and playing it pretty exclusively, it's time to post my thoughts on the systems. I'll be doing this point by point, and remember, these are my opinions. Both are great systems and I'd be happy with either if I had to keep just one.
Format: Catergory - Winner
Graphics - PS4
The PS4 looks better, and it's a pretty big difference. Ghosts on PS4 looks markedly better than Ghosts on the Xbox One. The PS4 outputs at 1080p natively, while the X1 outputs at 720p. They're both HD, but the PS4 looks crisper, the textures look better, and the game runs smoother without the slowdown I occasionally get on the X1. Here's a link to compare the resolutions each system is putting out - http://www.ign.com/w..._and_Framerates
Controller - PS4
This one is probably the most subjective out of all the categories, but the PS4 controller wins by a large margin for me. Since I play using the claw grip, the ability to use the L1 and R1 bumpers instead of the triggers is a MASSIVE advantage for the PS4. The sticks have more resistance on the PS4 as well. The X1 sticks feel extremely loose, and even though I play with a lower sensitivity on it I still find myself overaiming often. I'm also constantly accidentally hitting the trigger on the X1 since it's EXTREMELY sensitive. After a couple hours of X1 gaming, my hands start to hurt, whereas on the PS4, I can get 3-4 hours in before the inevitable hand pain comes. The only downside the PS4 controller has is that the thumbsticks don't have a lot of grip. I'm constantly wiping my thumbs and the sticks themselves down to avoid slipping off of them.
Connections - XB1
The connections on the X1 seem better. I don't feel like I'm behind everyone else nearly as often on the XB1. When you're partied with people spread across the country, the X1 is playable. The PS4 really starts to suffer when everyone is spread out.
Homescreen - XB1
The PS4 homescreen is a monument to simplicity. After getting used to the menus, it's very easy to get where you want, and you can do it quickly. It also switches from game to homescreen and back very fast. The XB1's homescreen is more customizable, and the kinect voice commands are amazing. I never thought I'd like the Kinect, or use it, but I couldn't live without it now when I play my XB1. Instead of hitting the PS button, hitting up on the controller, and going over to party like you have to do on the PS4, you can simply say "Xbox Snap Party". When you're done with what you needed to do, simply say "Xbox Unsnap". Very very cool feature.
Party system - PS4
While the XB1 has the voice commands, the PS4 party system is leaps ahead right now. Half the time that I try to invite someone to join me on Ghosts, the XB1 sends them a party invite instead. This can get very frustrating. Sometimes you don't want to party up, but you want to game with someone, and the XB1 makes that very difficult. It will even send someone party invites instead of game invites after you're already partied up with them. XB1 is releasing a patch before Titanfall comes out that is supposed to improve party functionality, so this may change when that happens. Hopefully if fixes the issue with party chat defaulting to off when you join a party. You have to go into the party screen and manually turn on party chat. Strange.
Streaming/recording gameplay - XB1
I had to buy an HDMI splitter in order to use my Elgato Game Capture HD with my PS4. Sony has stated there will be a patch that removes HDCP while playing games, but there's no time frame for it. The XB1 worked right out of the box with no extra equipment needed.
Apps - XB1
The XB1 wins this category quite easily. It has a large amount of apps available, covering a variety of interests. The PS4's app selection pales in comparison.
Miscellaneous - My first XBOne died on me. The Kinect wouldn't power on or be recognized by the system, and then the system wouldn't accept any input from the controller. I understand that with anything mass produced some bad units will slip through the cracks, so I'm not counting this against the XB1. It was just annoying.
Overall - PS4
If I absolutely had to get rid of one of my systems, I'd keep the PS4, but this might change once Titanfall is released. I use my systems for gaming, and we don't have a cable TV subscription, so the TV features of the XB1 are completely wasted on me. Since the PS4 is the better gaming system, it's the one I would keep. If I was a big TV watcher, or had kids, then I'd probably keep the XB1.
A lot of Destiny folks have been asking to do raids lately. Being new to the Destiny universe, I personally didn't know a lot of what was entailed in completing one. I had heard horror stories from multiple people about how hard it was to complete one, especially in a group of strangers, or with people who didn't know what they were doing.
This week, I teamed up with several o30s to work our way through the raid. It took 3 nights, maybe 12 hours total for us to figure out good strategies for each room, practice them, and finally complete them. Now that I've done a raid, I can say that everyone on the team needs to work VERY well together and perform their role flawlessly with a high probability, because it requires all 6 people being simultaneously (nearly) flawless to complete each room.
I'm writing here because after getting through this once I feel like I could help others get through as well by sharing strategies in the actual raid. I found that videos were sort of helpful, but it took actually being in the rooms playing to fully understand what to do.
So, I'd be happy to help others (esp. those who haven't done raids before at all) get some experience in pick-up raid sessions where we aren't playing super seriously to get through the raid, but instead just get familiarity with the rooms and maybe get through a couple of them. That way, you'd be able to break off into raid groups that would at least have a sense of what's going on, and be "raid ready". FYI, I'm on PS4.
Regarding raid readiness, I'd really like to avoid having disappointing raid sessions where people are under-leveled, under-skilled, or don't have a good attitude. I'd suggest that anyone attempting a raid meet the following requirements:
I feel like you probably need to be in the mid-270s, after vanguard drops (token trade-ins in the various zones) are no longer dropping gear you can use. I was around 283 when we did our raid, and I could comfortably stay alive, but all of us were in the 280s and 290s, so that could have been why. If you are in the 270s, you may have trouble unless there are higher level people to carry you a little. From our experience, it seemed that high rate of fire weapons like auto rifles were the most useful to have, since you had to kill lots of adds to keep from being overrun. Scout rifles did not have much utility. You'll sometimes run out of ammo on your primary, so having a good secondary weapon is important as well. Also, you'll want a heavy weapon that can do a lot of damage in a short time. The bosses have mechanics where you can only hit them for a brief window of time, and you need to be ready to unload quickly on them when that time comes. Merciless is great, or a good rocket launcher.
It takes a lot of skill to complete these raids, and you really should be ready for that. Good gear can compensate, but only so much. You should feel comfortable doing jumps onto narrow platforms, fighting off 5-6 red enemies around you, or 2-3 reds and a yellow/orange enemy without dying. Knowing when to run and when to stay and fight is very important. Everyone in a raid can only revive someone else one time, so having too many people die is problematic. There are also mechanics in each room that result in everyone instantly dying if you don't melee kill a particular enemy within a time window. You should feel comfortable doing something like that. If you are weak in one of these areas, you still might be okay. There are typically a couple of different roles in each room you can play, and they require different skill-sets. If you've gotten through a Nightfall, or at least maybe got to the boss with 5 minutes or so remaining, you are probably okay here I'm guessing.
I can't stress how important attitude was in the raid. People can't get too bristly, too discouraged, or too arrogant when there are repeated failures. You need to have some humility, realize that you have some things to learn, try to be patient with others, and have a generally positive outlook. You also need to be able to listen to instruction and be quiet during key portions of the rooms. Many of the strategies require people to call out certain things they see that others can't, and when you can't hear what people are saying it will lead to instant death.
If you feel like you meet the requirements above and want to get some raid experience, hit me up. I'm usually on PSN in the 10pm-1am time frame, eastern time US. Maybe some other o30s can offer up services as well below.
Posted by King Ferret
on 24 February 2014 - 12:59 AM
IMG_0146.JPG37.31KB9 downloadsAlright kids its that time of year again where the ferret has to go and defend freedom and democracy around the world. Im expecting you to be good while im gone and I will check in on you every once in a while to make sure things are going O.K. Im sorry I cant be with you but my country needs me so I must take heed.
There are a couple of things that I need you to do while Im gone. I know you want to "party hardy" with your friends and "get down with the get down" and "break loose with the furry moose" and have an ABC "anything but clothes" party and thats O.K as long as you make sure the list gets done. No excuses now, I now how you 30's like to slack off and wait till the last minute. Im trusting you to get these thing done so dont let me down.
*NEWFIE gets a little cranky if we dont get to play together everyday or everyother day so remind him that I am coming back shortly and we can play then. I will be sending him a picture of me and a article of clothing that smells like me so he doesnt get too upset.
*Make sure and open WINNERS/M I S S I L E R 's blinds and point his chair towards the light everyday or every other day to make sure that he doesnt get all pasty.
*DELTA and GOODSUCK sometimes have dissagreements "they bicker like two old ladies"so make sure and keep them separated as much as possible. Unless they ask to be together then make sure its supervised.
*Someone needs to write a letter to INFINITYWARD to let them know that FIXXEDINTHE HEAD has been playing their game for a long time and doesnt appreciate the fact that they nerfed the riot shield. "be aberrant!, I am mad about his too".
*RESOLUTE needs his diaper changed once a day.
* I think AGGRO has a rash, please keep an eye on it. "its all pussie" Oh and congratulate him on his 850th sniper kill."ghillie suit"
*SPRAY FARTIN will need some reassurance thats things will be fine after his third kid and for god's sake dont remind him that he can kiss all his manly dreams goodbye.
*SWOLLENCAMEL has not been playing much lately so can someone tempt him back with a salt lick or possibly a "backrub" or a "front rub".
*G3TZUM and DIZZLE should always be in the same cage. Together they make an unstoppable force.
*And for god's sake would somebody put EPICED out of his misery. I have been asking you kids to take him out and shoot him for how long meow?
And by far this is the most important thing to remember, DONT FEED SLAM AFTER MIDNIGHT OR GET WATER ON HIM!!!!!!!!!
Alright kiddies that will do it for now. I will be back in a few weeks and I expect all these things to be done by the time I get home. Dont dissapoint me now. I will have the neighbors come and check up every now and again.
Posted by DesireeinFL
on 25 January 2015 - 10:42 PM
I need some Destiny friends to do strikes and raids etc. I'm only a 26 but I'm pretty obsessed at the moment and play a lot. My name is LadyDesiree if you want to add me. Also, in the midst of my obsession, I recorded the Destiny Orbit theme as a piano arrangement on YouTube if you want to listen.
I know I've talked about this with a number of the guys on twitter, but when did competition become a bad thing? when did not being the best stop being a reason to try harder... and became evil?
My wife volunteered in my sons school to help with the quarterly testing etc. after the first round of testing, a parent went to the principal and complained because they didn't like that another child mom knew what their kids score was. She was embarrassed that another parent knew that her kid didn't know something. "Its embarrassing for my son that another child's mother know that he doesn't know something or isn't good at something." That's the mentality of parents now days? talking to the teacher at parent teacher conf. (yes i go to those) The teacher mentioned that there has been talk of eliminating the "raise you hand if you know...." whatever in class. there are parents complaining to schools that their child feels stupid, embarrassed, and belittled when they don't know the answer and don't raise their hands. WTF!!!!! Am I just really old school and feel like its as much a parents responsibility to teach their 1-10 yr. old as it is the schools? The biggest problem with our society isn't drugs, alcohol, guns, media.....etc. Its shitty irresponsible parents. Parents expecting society and schools to raise and teach their children and when something happens they blame everyone and everything else.
Rant complete...for now. I just don't F#&@ing get it.
Posted by YellowGeeHawd
on 12 December 2014 - 02:33 PM
My name is Maximus Decimus Meri...................... Dammit wrong forum.
My name is Will or the following:
Jesus what the hell is wrong with you?
Did that just come out of your mouth?
Who the hell is running to the c flag with a pistol and tomahawk [CAP3]
The originator of the #FUBD.
I run the special operations branch of the 30's code-name: Short Bus Window Lickers. I started with the 30's after wanting skull f@ck the other guys I played with. I was looking for mature bunch of gamers, but I found this crew.
I started with the 30's August of the MW3 season, wife was finishing up her certification and her masters degree. I absolutely loved Clan wars, the teamwork, the beauty of victory, the level spite when we lost and the pure feeling of dominating them the next game and not letting our feet off the pedal.
Here is where I meet my brother from another mother Migs and my heterosexual life partner Blackhawxx. Here is where a gaming community help me heal from one of the most traumatic time of my life. Here is where I found a group of the most intellectual band of misfits I am proud to be part of.
I (and some of us) had a temporary moment of insanity, but Dad (The1) let us come back home and live in the basement.
I am currently inactive because of my son, he is taking up ALL of my free time. Most of you can feel my pain on this.
This community and forum can be what you make of it. If you put a little bit of free time in to it and not take it too serious it can be a blast. Trust me you can learn a lot from these freaks. Somethings you wanted to know and some you wish you could brillo your eye balls out and beat your head up against the wall to make the nightmares stop.
When I was younger a whole bunch of us decided to go hiking. So, were following a trail high above this escarpment and the previous day it had rained like hell. The ground (trail) gives out and everyone starts to loose their footing and begin sliding down this huge drop. A guy beside me goes down and I start to fall as well. He goes face down on his belly and as i'm falling I jump right onto his back. I rode him like a bronco all the way down and didn't get a scratch. At the bottom was this little stream. The whole group except me was covered in mud and dirt. The logical thing it was decided for all of us to do was to strip bare and wash all the mud and dirt off. I was clean but not wanting to be the odd duck out I peeled my cloths off anyways. Were all lined up sitting in this stream with me at the end or beginning depending on your outlook and the urge comes upon me to take a dump. Perfect in the water no problem I thought. Well...these suckers start popping up to the surface and floating down like torpedoes to all the people downstream of me. Big commotion and people screaming, arms flying everywhere as they realize what's coming at them try to splash my goodies away. I was laughing my ass off so hard but needless to say it was awkward with these girls in our party knowing what I just did.